Friday, January 23, 2009

Diary Speaks

I have this brilliant idea my friends, err well it’s not surprising that it comes from me coz I have always been a brilliant kid ha!. Why do I get this feeling that no one believes me? Anyway that’s not the point. I have this idea to start a new series on my blog - “Dear Diary”. I plan to enter random stuff that nobody wants to read or care about. You can contribute as well- in the comments section, please. This is going to be very boring if you haven’t already guessed. You see I have always wondered how it would be to have an online diary (you say Twitter?), so here I am with my “Dear Diary series”.

1/23/09, Friday, 11.15 AM

Dear Diary,

Happy Friday! But I feel it isn’t as happy as I thought it would be. Coz I am bored. I wanna go home. I am done with a meeting which seemed like it would never end and cancelled another one. Its Friday and I wanna go home early.. But I don’t see that coming as I have work.. lots of work…
I think I have lost it, to have started something as stupid as “Dear Diary series”. This is good enough for me to join “Get a life you moron” club.

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1/23/09, Friday, 11.40 AM

Dear Diary,

I have never really liked having diaries. Writing secrets in a diary and then keeping an eye on it (you see I have such wonderful friends who are way too inquisitive) is too much of a trouble .. But I do remember as a child I had a black diary (how typical!) and for three days I wrote about things which were insignificant , such as - “Today I fought with XYZ as he stole my rubber (yeah yeah its an eraser, bleddy convent kids) and threw my book out of the window” .. “Mrs V made our entire class stand on the bench because we were throwing paper balls at each other”... "We always thought Miss M was one sweet little forgetful loony hag. But how did she remember that I had to re-do my essay on “Hindi bhaasha aur uske mahtva?”

Fourth day, I was too lazy to write.

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*I am surprised that you are still reading this post*


1/22/08, Wednesday, 11.52 AM

Dear Diary,

I am just trying to fool you.. ha ha. Its 1/23/09, Friday, 1.46 PM muhahahha,…. stupid diary.



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1/23/09, Friday, 03.45 PM


Dear Diary,

I find you very boring. You don’t even realise that I am typing with one hand.. I tend to type faster with coffee in one hand. Maybe it’s the Caffeine that gives me energy.


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1/23/09, Friday, 5.35 PM

Dear Diary,
I will stop this nonsense.


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1/23/09, Friday, 7.35 PM

Dear Diary,

Are you still expecting me to write something?
ah! well here you go "s-o-m-e-t-h-i-n-g"

18 plate meals:

Prax said...

heh...good start, lets see how many days u manage to keep this up!

Shruthi said...

Hehe no way.. I am too lazy to maintain a diary and all… So I have bid goodbye to my diary *sob*

Ranjitha said...

while doing some cleaning in moms house, i got my diary ... it was so funny ... will tell you when i call or meet


shrutha naavu ondu "Vande mataram" dance madidvi gotta .... you in saree and all ... i found a video of that :D

jargonjagran said...

olle jaanaki ammana taraha baritya .. inmelinda Mother Diary ... anta bari.. Hala .. hala... Hala

Shruthi said...

@Ranjitha: heheh I can imagine Ranj... Am sure you had loads to write when in school ;) I found mine sometime back.. and lets talk about it some other time :D

and pleeeeeeej dont remind me of that Vande mataram dance show.. I dunno how I agreed to be a part of it :p

Ranjitha said...

i have a video of both versions - one done in school and one in that some bank 50th celebrations :) shrutha its fun to see that now :)

Shruthi said...

@Adi: hahaha Mother diary anthe! ninge PJgaLa Raaja antha ondu birudu koDbohudu

@Ranju: ooohh correct-u, in Chowdaiah memorial hall :) hey get that video once, we'll watch it. Sakkath fun it was. Neenu naanu awaara bhawre haaDu haaDidvi alli lol

Ranjitha said...

now !!!!! dont remind me on that !!!

It was so so funny ... me standing next to you doing nothing :) hehe :)

Shruthi said...

"hilkore hilkore.. banglaare bangalaare" antha eneno keTT wordings-u :p ibbrigu lyrics gottirlilla alwa... heheh .. you sang well but :)

Ranjitha said...

:P :P :P

i am very short shrutha ... If you pull my leg it wont hurt me much ... ( yabba sorry for the bad pj ) :)

jargonjagran said...

... saaku nilsri nim inbrudu ..re kamalamma nore.. adigemane maatu .. yenri internet nalli... haalu surita ide nodri swalpa

Shruthi said...

@Ranju: you bet its a bad joke :p but ilvo you were better than so many people at school.. I just remeberd that Chamundi madam or whatever her name was made us work so much pah!
@Adi:eno ibru phfrends-u sukha duhkha heLkotidre nimge yaakri hoTTe kicchu?

jargonjagran said...

ee ETV nalli barattala adigemane karyakrama adikke ibbru olle candidatesu.. alva..

Ranjitha said...

hmmm saaku ssaku .. both are working professionals isay :)
its just that we take such breaks now and then :P

hehe

Shruthi said...

oh ho... khanDita.. but nange aduge maaDokke barode illa alwa? :(

jargonjagran said...

yeshtaadru hengasralve ... hengarsru harte yell hogatte.. maadi.. maadi .. Kamalamma nore ...swalpa program nodi adige kaltokoli.. illandre paapa nimm yajamaanru bari haala haala kudibekaagatte

Maanasi said...

nimajji!!!!!..i honestly read through this thing!!!!....cartoon, or as i say!!..monkey!!

Shruthi said...

@Maanu: hehe you took a break from your work no ya ma to read my blog. Am honoured my friend ;)